Pour Another One For Me
So I’m walking down the street, right?
And this girl comes up to me
And she says she’s fucked up, right?
I say, “What?”
And she walks away.
So I’m sailing across the seas, you feelin’ me?
And this mermaid, she totally just jumps right onto the deck
And she says she’s missed me
And then she’s way the fuck over there, understand?
Like … WAY the fuck over there.
Then I’m sittin’ there … at the bar, you know …
And the bartender looks at me kinda funny
And she says, “Hey, you drinkin’ that?”
But then there was no more to drink, you know, people …
So I bounced.
You reach out to touch some one … but your hands are made of metal so they all run away.
Everybody’s kinda funny and all … yeah, now you funny too.